Mario Kart

You know you've been playing too much MarioKart on the Wii when you start doing the following in your REAL car in REAL traffic:

1. You start revving your engine at the last second before a light turns green in hopes of getting a power boost.

2. You start looking for Floating Question Mark boxes at intersections so you can blast the person in front of you out of the way.

3. You wish you had a banana peel to drop behind your car to make that person who's following right on your bumper spin out.

4. When you go over hills you flick your wrists out of habit thinking that you'll get a super jump and boost when you come down the other side.

5. In tight turns your thumb habitually presses down as if you'll engage a jump and slide move.

6. When you make it through a green light before the person in the next lane...you hear the MarioKart "whistle" sound in your head as if you just crossed the finish line.

7. The pre-race music plays in your head when you sit at a red light.

That's all I got for now. Anyone else have any?